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empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"134\"\u003eThis bumper sticker is for anyone who knows \u003cem data-start=\"44\" data-end=\"61\"\u003eMisery Business\u003c\/em\u003e is complicated but is still going to scream every word when it comes on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"136\" data-end=\"423\"\u003eA loving tribute to one of the greatest pop punk songs ever written, despite the lyrical side-eye it’s earned over the years. 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